He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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