Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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