did you get engaged???
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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