I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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