Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Every concussion has its silver lining
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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