How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dicks are not precious.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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