she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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