We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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