I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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