let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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