it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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