did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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