were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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