I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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