Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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