The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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