Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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