am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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