just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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