he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
