I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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