Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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