these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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