Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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