He asked me if I "almost moaned"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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