fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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