I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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