Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
