I am puke
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
