i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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