He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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