I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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