normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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