I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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