I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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