i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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