The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
