from now on my penis is your penis
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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