We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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