Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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