If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's always time for handjobs
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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