Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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