last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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