Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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