Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Randomize
