I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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