North Korea, Best Korea!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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