I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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