Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
