Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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