If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The maid of honor just puked.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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