Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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