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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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