Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
